@LanieLalaBugs

My ultimate goal in life is to open a milkshake shop & call it “The Yard”

@LanieLalaBugs

Yeah yeah “Friends with Benefits” are cool but have you tried “Friends with Batteries”? Less drama!

@LanieLalaBugs

If you can’t tell the difference between “erotic” & “exotic” then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.

@LanieLalaBugs

I just want a man who’ll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?

@LanieLalaBugs

If my psychiatrist said “There’s really nothing more I can do for you”, that means I’m cured right??

@LanieLalaBugs

If my memory gets any worse I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party