My ultimate goal in life is to open a milkshake shop & call it “The Yard”
Yeah yeah “Friends with Benefits” are cool but have you tried “Friends with Batteries”? Less drama!
If you can’t tell the difference between “erotic” & “exotic” then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.
I just want a man who’ll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?
You know what really makes me smile?
If my psychiatrist said “There’s really nothing more I can do for you”, that means I’m cured right??
If my memory gets any worse I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party