The Terminator would have been better if they’d cast Jim Parsons. “Bazinga” is so much better than “I’ll be back.”
Independence Day was basically aliens blew shit up and then we gave them a copy of Windows and won the war.
*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I’m sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo’ing to do.
Look grandma. You told me to bring something to the wake. If you meant a casserole, you should have said so. Now help me load this drum kit.
*gives date flowers*
Here. I murdered these plants for you.