@LeahTiscione

What are you hiding in your locked instagram? sandwiches? Sunsets???? let us see your nephew!!!!

@LeahTiscione

Being funny is connecting two unrelated things and making a joke, said my parents

@LeahTiscione

If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I’m dead and someone is wearing my skin

@LeahTiscione

I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry

@LeahTiscione

*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*

@LeahTiscione

Don’t tell me you’re coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at “the wake” or whatever