@LeahsLounge: Her: Ok you hang up.
Him: No, you hang up first.
Her: No, you first.
Him: No, you first.
NSA: Both of you hang up.
@LeahsLounge: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer.
I call this the Heineken maneuver.
@LeahsLounge: If you love something, set it free...
Except if 'It' is a man.
Because he'll get lost,
and won't ask for directions.
@LeahsLounge: I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.