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@LeftAtLondon : Starting a band called “Get Off The Stage” so I can pretend everybody’s cheering me on
@LeftAtLondon: Alternate universe where all appearances of the word “lil” in rappers names have to be replaced with the word “teensy weensy”
@LeftAtLondon: Date: "so, tell me a bit about yourself"
Me: "NICE TRY, FEDS"