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Page of LegoGodzilla's best tweets

@LegoGodzilla : I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals...

I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.

@LegoGodzilla: Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.

@LegoGodzilla: The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died.

May he RIP in peace.

@LegoGodzilla: [first date]

GIRL: When you said "fitness freak" in your profile, this isn't what I expected

HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo