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@LegoGodzilla : I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals...
I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.
@LegoGodzilla: Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.
@LegoGodzilla: The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died.
May he RIP in peace.
@LegoGodzilla: [first date]
GIRL: When you said "fitness freak" in your profile, this isn't what I expected
HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo