My wife agreed to roleplay as Catwoman but won’t let me say pow and bam with each thrust.
My crush is getting married so I made a three teared cake
My wife and I had sex on her decorative pillows and blankets. We were in the throws of passion.
I was at the supermarket when I almost dropped my cat food. Luckily a beautiful woman snatched it out of the air.
She really caught my Fancy.
Wives everywhere: Good news! You have time to do all those projects you promised
Husbands: We have a cure