@LeonInNewJersey

My wife agreed to roleplay as Catwoman but won’t let me say pow and bam with each thrust.

@LeonInNewJersey

My wife and I had sex on her decorative pillows and blankets. We were in the throws of passion.

@LeonInNewJersey

I was at the supermarket when I almost dropped my cat food. Luckily a beautiful woman snatched it out of the air.

She really caught my Fancy.

@LeonInNewJersey

Wives everywhere: Good news! You have time to do all those projects you promised

Husbands: We have a cure