@Lexactly

Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don’t want a response

@Lexactly

The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock

@Lexactly

Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying “Cute doggie” and realizing it’s their kid

@Lexactly

[Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
*flips board*