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@LilBlueBlood : Stranger adds me to facebook
*has a panic attack*
Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter
*does victory dance*
@LilBlueBlood: Mom: Want to come over for dinner?
Me: No thanks, already ate
Mom: What did you have?
Me: Peanut butter
@LilBlueBlood: Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom.
Because that child would not be OK today.
@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car