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Page of LilBlueBlood's best tweets

@LilBlueBlood : Stranger adds me to facebook
*has a panic attack*

Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter
*does victory dance*

@LilBlueBlood: Mom: Want to come over for dinner?

Me: No thanks, already ate

Mom: What did you have?

Me: Peanut butter

Mom: With?

Me: Spoon

@LilBlueBlood: Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom.

Because that child would not be OK today.

@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car