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Page of Lindzeta's best tweets

@Lindzeta : i think a fun answer, when asked about your flaws in a job interview, would be “you’ll see”

@Lindzeta: I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them

@Lindzeta: Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the "mystery flavor" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?