@LipLush1: 30 seconds left on the microwave
set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone
do the space shuttle countdown
@LipLush1: 911: what's your emergency?
me: I taught my Dad how to text
911: the problem ma'am?
me: he CALLS to say "yeah, got ur text"
@LipLush1: You can extend the olive branch..
but you can't beat them over the head with it