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@LisaMcAlister1 : If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright.

@LisaMcAlister1: Instead of saying, "YOLO", try saying, "Carpe Diem". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche.

@LisaMcAlister1: There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job.