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All great love* stories** start with 2 people meeting.

Murder* documentaries**

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If I can’t msg you after years of no contact asking if you want some human teeth just block me now.

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With every wisdom tooth lost, your mouth gets a little stupider.

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Toaster: Things are getting hot…. real hot, I’m getting close.

Me:

Toaster: Ahhhhhh!!!! I popped…

Me: I don’t think I really want that waffle anymore.

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One of my dogs was puking, i got up to deal with it and the other dog stole part of my dinner. This was not random. This was a planned event.

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Did the dinosaurs on the Flintstones know that they could eat the people instead of working for them?