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@LittleHarmonica : Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy.
@LittleHarmonica: Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone.
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.