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Page of LizHackett's best tweets

@LizHackett : Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought.

@LizHackett: Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster.

@LizHackett: I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity.