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6yo: chicken is good for you. but not so good for the chicken

😳

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I used to wrap all of my teen brother’s Christmas gifts in Victoria’s Secret boxes, which was a great conversation starter when he had friends over.

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*Making friends at the playground*

My 6yo: How old are you?

Other kid: I’m 13. What about you?

6yo: Oh I’m almost 13 – I’m 6.

My 4yo: *casually* I’m 15.

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if i ever get an STI, my husband and my boyfriend are gonna have a lot of explaining to do

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never seen my husband madder than the time i snuck on his facebook and blindly ‘liked’ every single post on the feed for 10 minutes

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My 6yo is excited at the possibility of being a ghost, but wants to know if her toys will remain real toys or become ghost toys

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My 4yo said “I’m closing my eyes so I can see better” and I think she has a future in politics

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It was cool when I taught my kid at 2yo to whisper, “your soul is mine” back to us.

It was cooler when she started whispering it to anyone she was introduced to.