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@Los01001111 : I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off.
@Los01001111: *goes to Australia
*sees hot girl
*asks if she wants to be my first mate
*gets punched down under
@Los01001111: My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
@Los01001111: I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?
@Los01001111: *Smashes the Sony
*Destroys the Panasonic
*Pummels the Kenwood
*Rips apart the Pioneer
~breaking all stereotypes
@Los01001111: Does Chewbacca use body wash or just shampoo and conditioner?
Because dodging your own family wasn't enough.
@Los01001111: The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".