I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off.
*goes to Australia
*sees hot girl
*asks if she wants to be my first mate
*gets punched down under
My Wife does this cute thing where she says that “actions speak louder than words” and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
I’m pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?
*Smashes the Sony
*Destroys the Panasonic
*Pummels the Kenwood
*Rips apart the Pioneer
~breaking all stereotypes
Does Chewbacca use body wash or just shampoo and conditioner?
Because dodging your own family wasn’t enough.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself “him”.