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@LosLos__ : From the other room:
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT MISCOMMUNICATION IS?
@LosLos__: If you have nothing mean to say, say it in German.
@LosLos__: Interviewer: Vader says you aren't the Jedi you used to be. What do you have to say to that?
Yoda: Ousside Dagobah, cash me.
@LosLos__: Teach your kids cursive and they won't get copied from in school.
@LosLos__: Me: I love you, too...umm...
[Wife says her name]
Me: See? After all these years we're still finishing each other's sentences.
@LosLos__: I once loaded the dishwasher so perfect that
THIS IS HIS WIFE. HE'S LYING TO YOU!
@LosLos__: Wife: Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just...
Me: It's a piece of toast.
@LosLos__: They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
@LosLos__: Me: Gonna go see Gym.
Friend: You mean go to the gym?
Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother.
@LosLos__: Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy.