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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”

Ok Brenda but watching Netflix and eating Nutella straight out the jar isn’t gonna pay my bills is it?

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My toddler fell out with me today because it was too hot and I wouldn’t ‘turn the sun down’

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My kid once went into day care and told them that she’d been watching ‘the nudey nudey boy’ on tv

Jungle book…she meant jungle book

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*playing hide & seek with my group*

5: I’m only going to count to ten

Me: why?

5: because I haven’t grown more fingers yet

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Me: so every time I work out I reward myself with a cookie

Them: isn’t that kind of defeating the…

Me: NOBODY ASKED YOU BRENDA!

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I put my toddler in white shorts and took her outside to play like some kind of masochist

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My toddler has had a rough day. I gave her regular milk instead of chocolate and Peppa Pig didn’t oink enough

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My toddler just introduced me to someone at daycare as her friend. Not sure how many friends would spend two days pushing you out of their body kiddo

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My toddler just shouted “I didn’t do it!” so now I get to have fun figuring out what exactly she didn’t do

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My toddler just put the parent down for a nap in her dolls house and I’m trying to figure out where she’s got this idea that parents ever sleep because it’s definitely not here