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It’s like my Uncle said, no body, no crime

Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was…

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“I’m never gonna do THAT again!”

~ Me, about things I’ll continually do…

Again

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The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating “I can’t hear you” over and over

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When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.

Or so I’ve been told.

Twice now.