It’s like my Uncle said, no body, no crime
Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was…
“I’m never gonna do THAT again!”
~ Me, about things I’ll continually do…
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating “I can’t hear you” over and over
When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.
Or so I’ve been told.