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Page of Lpbinder's best tweets

@Lpbinder : You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish.

@Lpbinder: People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.