when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead.
I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.
Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer.
Twitter is the witness protection program from family on Facebook.