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Page of MJMcKean's best tweets

@MJMcKean : I hope this Shakespeare guy is enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame.

@MJMcKean: I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.

@MJMcKean: Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer "Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion".