@MadamBetteNoire

Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you’re sitting there banging your head on the table.

@MadamBetteNoire

Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.

@MadamBetteNoire

Dance like you aren’t depressed. Sing like you didn’t kill that homeless guy. Love like you don’t have herpes.

@MadamBetteNoire

Has anyone seen my jacket? It’s white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.