Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you’re sitting there banging your head on the table.
Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.
Dance like you aren’t depressed. Sing like you didn’t kill that homeless guy. Love like you don’t have herpes.
Has anyone seen my jacket? It’s white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.
Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette.