*Opens fortune cookie*
~You just ate cat, you thought was beef.
I just want to take you out…
With an AK-47…
& you thought on a date…hahaha.
Him- You’re a useless piece of shit..
Me- Show me a useful piece of shit.
A date so good…
I eat 10 more.
*Leaves home for the day…
*Fears I left something behind
*Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone.
*Grabs phone & leaves.
????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard…????
What do we want?
An endless supply of milk
When do we want it?
A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.
New neighbours just moved in…
I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.
Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse…
Are you in a stable relationship?