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@MafiaJoker78 : *Opens fortune cookie*
~You just ate cat, you thought was beef.
@MafiaJoker78: I just want to take you out...
With an AK-47...
& you thought on a date...hahaha.
@MafiaJoker78: Him- You're a useless piece of shit..
Me- Show me a useful piece of shit.
@MafiaJoker78: A date so good...
I eat 10 more.
@MafiaJoker78: *Leaves home for the day...
*Fears I left something behind
*Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone.
*Grabs phone & leaves.
@MafiaJoker78: ????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????
@MafiaJoker78: What do we want?
An endless supply of milk
When do we want it?
@MafiaJoker78: A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.
@MafiaJoker78: New neighbours just moved in...
I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.
@MafiaJoker78: Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse...
Are you in a stable relationship?