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*Weather changes*
BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack.
*Anything else changes*
MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack.

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“Your former crush likes this thing”

“Your former crush likes this thing”

“Your former crush likes this thing”

-Facebook

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I still can’t believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone

I mean, who TALKS on the phone

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“You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands.”
*Lights another cigarette*

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Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too

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BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That’s not very Thanksgiving-y.
ME: Well, it’s about family…

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Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.