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It’s all fun and games till a Murder Hornet gets caught under your mask.

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“You couldn’t handle me at my worst”

OMG, you mean this isn’t it.

And that’s how the fight started.

@Marcmywords2

Guys, if she says “well that’s entirely up to you”… it really isn’t.

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“Name?”

Well, some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maur…

“Sir, have you ever been tazzed at the DMV before.”

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Like dad use to say, if it ain’t broke, obviously my kid hasn’t touched it yet.

Good times!

@Marcmywords2

Can you fail a drug test from a mosquito bite?

Asking for the next person this mosquito bites.

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If it says “typing” for more then 2 minutes… you’re gonna have a bad time.

@Marcmywords2

There’s 2 types of people in this world, people who give 110%, and the people who passed 4th grade math.