It’s all fun and games till a Murder Hornet gets caught under your mask.
Attention Walmart Shoppers.
Worst case scenario on aisle 5.
“You couldn’t handle me at my worst”
OMG, you mean this isn’t it.
And that’s how the fight started.
Guys, if she says “well that’s entirely up to you”… it really isn’t.
Well, some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maur…
“Sir, have you ever been tazzed at the DMV before.”
Like dad use to say, if it ain’t broke, obviously my kid hasn’t touched it yet.
Can you fail a drug test from a mosquito bite?
Asking for the next person this mosquito bites.
If it says “typing” for more then 2 minutes… you’re gonna have a bad time.
There’s 2 types of people in this world, people who give 110%, and the people who passed 4th grade math.
For cardio I live beyond my means.