When I was younger, I was so stupid,
I made bad decisions that will haunt
me for the rest of my life.And by “younger” I mean yesterday.
That awkward moment when the
Priest uses YOUR confession as the
theme for his sermon.Again.
” I gotta see this guys best tweet,
I’ll gift him Favstar Pro”.Said no one ever.
Don’t believe that bullshit.
Failure is ALWAYS an option.
Text:
OMG! I can’t believe you tweet such
vile, offensive, filthy, sick things.
You should be removed from society.
GET HELP!Love Mom XO
Favstar is like that uncle we all
have, he never works, but comes
around every few months asking
for money.
Kids, you can grow up and be
whoever you want …….. it’s called
identity theft.
I texted my ex,
I’m at a cemetery…..
wish you were here.
Rice: for when you’re not really
hungry but still wanna eat a 1000
of something.
Today was so terrible, I thought
Steven Seagal was in it.
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OK! EAT ME NOW
Oh! Too lateBananas
Someone called me
yesterday and said,
“Hello, is this Ross”
I said ” no it’s Chandler”
And they hung up.So much for trying to
be Friends.
LOOK A UFO!
Quick, grab the worst camera
money can buy.