@Marcmywords2

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OK! EAT ME NOW
Oh! Too late

Bananas

@Marcmywords2

Never compliment a woman
on her sideburns …………no
matter how magnificent they
look.

@Marcmywords2

Someone called me
yesterday and said,
“Hello, is this Ross”
I said ” no it’s Chandler”
And they hung up.

So much for trying to
be Friends.

@Marcmywords2

Dear XBOX Kinect
If I wanted to use my
whole body to play
sports, I’d play sports.