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@MarcusOreally : Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product.
@MarcusOreally: Now playing: With Myself.
@MarcusOreally: Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy.
Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control.