@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory.

@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

After many years I’ve realized I’m allergic to beer. It causes me to break out in places.
Places I have no idea how to get home from.

@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

You say you’re an atheist, yet you tell people they can “go to hell!”

Make up your mind already.

@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say?
Start whispering something to your spouse.

@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

I’m far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?

@MarkAFuqua_Hunt

I’ll always be here for you….
Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there.
Then I’ll be over there for you.