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Page of Masquerage's best tweets

@Masquerage : When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she.

@Masquerage: I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said "time to get a watch" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.