@MatticusFinch1

*First person to ever eat Chicken*

Friend: So what does it taste like?

FPTEEC: It’s hard to say!

@MatticusFinch1

*Me coming home with a Bloodied nose*

Wife: OMG, Are you OK?

Me: I’m fine, You should see the other Guy!

Wife: I agree, He’s taller and better looking.

Me: Wait, What??