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I just couldn’t get into “The walking dead”. It was far too unrealistic and fake for me. I mean, come on, an Asian guy named Glenn???

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It’s been a horrible day. This morning my ex got ran over by a fed ex truck. Then I lost my job at fed ex.

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My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it’s rude to point???