I just wanna be someone’s prince Charmin.
See what I did there. I’ll wipe out my account.
Everyone has their favorite bedroom toys that make them feel good.
Mine is my back scratcher.
You seem like the type of person who wears a helmet when you go jogging.
Surprise her for breakfast by wearing nothing but a giant pancake.
Not all heroes wear crepes.
When explaining to your mother how to work the volume on her phone, “there’s only 3 buttons” is apparently the wrong answer.
Expect a 20 minute rant.
She yelled another guy’s name in bed then we looked at each other. Then she finally yelled April Fool’s! Then we laughed & laughed.
She’s such a kidder..