@Metalligretch

I’m working on my core muscles so I can rise out of a coffin dramatically.

@Metalligretch

I should probably just learn a skill instead of waiting around for a malevolent spirit to take over my consciousness or whatever.

@Metalligretch

At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.

@Metalligretch

Yelling “wooooo” when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.

@Metalligretch

I’ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.