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@Metalligretch : Saw a kid in a stroller with an iced coffee. I gave him my resume.
@Metalligretch: I'm working on my core muscles so I can rise out of a coffin dramatically.
@Metalligretch: I should probably just learn a skill instead of waiting around for a malevolent spirit to take over my consciousness or whatever.
@Metalligretch: At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.
@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
@Metalligretch: It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
@Metalligretch: I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
@Metalligretch: With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself.
@Metalligretch: People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.