How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?
Shouldn’t elevators have a different name for the trip back down?
Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause.
Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.
“Engagement” can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?
Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.