I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I’d meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.
When life hands you 3 kids…..
You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
You forget the J
I had a boyfriend once….right up until the moment my dad asked him “so what do you do?” and he replied your daughter.
You never realize what have till its gone……..
Toilet paper is a good example of this.
Sometimes when I’m bored I send a text to a random number saying, “ok they’re dead, what do I do with the body?”