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The road to Hell was paved with good intentions, but my flower girl did a lovely job with the petals, too.

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Him: So tell me a little about yourself.

Me: But this was going so well…

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Trojan: Pricier than some other brands, yet still cheaper than Enfamil, Gerber, Pampers, Graco, Fisher-Price, Playskool, Lego, Melissa & Do-