@MikeMcNeil_

Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don’t get invited to much.

@MikeMcNeil_

wife: “HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?”

me: “DUNNO,” I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter.

@MikeMcNeil_

Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don’t get invited to much.

@MikeMcNeil_

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that thing I told my wife I already did.