@Mindless4Miles: If you’re thinking about getting married just know you can ruin the next eighteen years of your life for a lot less money by buying a cockatiel instead.
@Mindless4Miles: I said I was thinking about you. I left out the part with the wood chipper.
@Mindless4Miles: Please stop inventing new slang words so quickly. I’m having trouble not becoming my grandmother.
@Mindless4Miles: Sure my whining and moaning is annoying now but when I'm a ghost it'll be cool as hell.
@Mindless4Miles: I remember when people had the common decency to not look at you while you're staring at them.
@Mindless4Miles: Don’t mess with me. I come from a generation that would walk to a mail box to mail a letter if we were angry enough with you.
@Mindless4Miles: I just show up at seances for the awkward, forced companionship holding hands around a table brings.
@Mindless4Miles: She said she liked a man with a mouth on him and I admitted that I too like someone with all their face parts.