The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand
My version of “naked and afraid” is when I’m in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise.
Oh ya, let’s sit down and talk about it!
*That’s how I end and win any argument with hubby.
If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist.
My son can go from “omg…you’re impossible I can’t wait until I’m 18!”
To “you’re the best mom ever” in a matter of $100
Me: Wake up son!
Son: Just 30 more minutes please
Me: I’m borrowing your phone
Son jumps of the bed: I’m awake!