@MissColdHeart9

My Tinder Bio: If my cats hate you, we won’t be dating.

*secretly knows my cats hate everyone*

@MissColdHeart9

When men ask me my age:

If I were a bottle of wine you couldn’t afford me and if I were a bottle of whiskey you couldn’t handle me.

@MissColdHeart9

I’ve completely changed my eating habits this week, so if I call you bad names, you’ve been forewarned.