@MissNaughty1801: 8y:thank you for the present
....: no need..
8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to
@MissNaughty1801: I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'
@MissNaughty1801: CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours?
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
@MissNaughty1801: Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage
Me: for the last 7 years
@MissNaughty1801: 7y:why are you putting make up on?
Me:to look nicer
7y:when does it start working?
@MissNaughty1801: *approaches man sitting at the bar
Me: would you like to dance
Me: that's great because I need to sit down
@MissNaughty1801: Boss:I need you to do something for me...
Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job
@MissNaughty1801: Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone?
7y:can I repeat swear words?
7y: he said nothing then