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@Mister_Veritas : ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn
GUY: Huh?
ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?

@Mister_Veritas: [first day in the mob]
*leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named "Don" or...