Reasons Why us girls cry:
Who the hell knows!!: 90%
Ok don’t judge me, but sometimes I wonder what color does a smurf turn into if I choke it.
I like long walks while holding hands.. which always seems a little awkward with strangers on the beach.
Starting to believe that your family tree must’ve been cactus.
How much to learn the thriller dance moves?
“Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”