There’s panic and then there’s can’t-find-your-tampon-string-panic.
You’re 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?
Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.
Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET’S DO THIS ‘THE FAULT IN OUR STARS’
I’m in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?
I’m really good at acting like I’m sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes.
WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling.
If you call & I don’t answer, I’m not dead, I’m napping.
– Things I have to say to my mom
Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie