It’s not a question of when will my daughter say mommy, it’s a question of when won’t she
Purgatory but it’s just my daughter trying to count to 10 but stopping at 7 and starting over
I’ve been a single mom for over a year and have not experienced my meet cute for my future husband in the grocery store…wtf
Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends
No one is more drunk with power than a toddler who has learned to use a cup with no lid or straw
Sure childbirth can be painful, but have you had food poisoning for two days straight?
Hear me out:
Brunch where pajama attire is required.
But have you tried crying about it?
-Toddlers
Can’t. Too busy being force-fed teething crackers by my 1yo daughter.