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Page of MonSwanson's best tweets

@MonSwanson : I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend "because I'm such a pretty girl".

I'm a psycho, grandma.

@MonSwanson: Oh, you fell in love?!

I fell in my bathtub.