@MorganJ7

I don’t friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

@MorganJ7

Normal people flirting: Hey you’re cute we should go out sometime

Me flirting: So do you like bread

@MorganJ7

Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,

I’m a terrible gardener.

@MorganJ7

Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

@MorganJ7

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t like things as much as I do.