When choosing baby names, we made the mistake of asking family for advice. I really liked the name “Damien” for a boy, but my mom thought it sounded too much like “Demon.” Lucky for Mom, we’re having a girl. Her name is Lucy… Short for Lucifer.
My family has really been struggling financially lately.
Could someone please help us with our monthly budget?
Car Payment: $381
School Loans: $393
Swear Jar: $5,347
Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
Veganism is responsible for The Fall.
Adam & Eve ate the fruit when they should have BBQ’d the snake.
Elon Musk: Inhabiting Mars is the only hope we have of saving the human race
Father of Prodigal Son: For this my son was dead, and is alive again! He was lost, and is found!
Fatted Calf: This cannot be good